“You’re making me nervous. You have to calm down,” was his initial
response to my escalating anxiety. The
knife was edging closer to me, shaking in his trembling hand. Calm
down, I thought, calm down. How could he possibly expect me to be calm in
a situation I could never have dreamed possible? Oh, wait.
I did dream it. For a moment, I
scanned my memory for other dreams from my vivid imagination that might have
come true, or worse, might still come to fruition. Nothing presented itself for review. Ok, I
will try to calm down. At my feet
was a wood baseball bat. I had been
instructed to pick up my brother from practice at the park and drop him off at
home before heading to the store. He
chose to hang out with his friends a while longer but shoved the bat on the
floor next to me so he wouldn’t have to lug it home. And now it was at my feet. I wondered how I might navigate picking it up
and thwacking my perpetrator in the head.
This would require a feat of physics never performed before. The interior of my mother’s Cadillac Sedan de
Ville was a little over four feet wide and a little less than seven feet long. Put the nice comfy leather seat into the
equation and there might be around two square feet of leg room on the passenger
side, which was now where my feet and the bat resided. I calculated the space required for me to
pick up the 35-inch Louisville Slugger, level it over my head, and achieve a
full swing, thus enabling the full thrust of its weight to knock out my new friend. There is no way, I concluded.
I hadn’t even calculated the time it would take to perform this action into the equation. Besides, if I were
able to perform this physics feat successfully, I would then have an
unconscious, full-grown man at the wheel of a four-door Cadillac Sedan de
Ville. I was picturing the wrath of Ma
should this feat fail. The alternative
to his injury was a knife in my flesh, resulting in bloodstains all over her
champagne leather interior. My brain
hurt.
I
would have to talk him out of his plans for me, which at that moment came out
of his mouth as,
“I need a quiet place. Where is a quiet, secluded place that we can go to?”
“I need a quiet place. Where is a quiet, secluded place that we can go to?”
The
physics equation, my temporary composure, the dream reflection, was instantly
replaced by visions of violent defilement.
“What
did you say?” fell from my gaping mouth.
The
problem with having a vivid imagination is just that: vividness.
My mind was painting me flesh and red on shards of blue denim and green
cotton, lying in pine needles on cool, soft earth – the vocalese of Red-winged
Blackbirds and Red-breasted Nuthatches high above the evergreens, daylight
filtering through green boughs –my muffled cries slowly dissipating as my
breath waned, eyes darting to and fro, looking for some final bit of beauty to
feast upon before heavy lids gave way to nothingness.
No,
I would have to talk him out of his plans.
I stepped out of the nightmare just envisioned to locate my bearings. I have always thought we all possess an
internal compass that guides us in a precise direction, or at least home. While this was the last place I would ever want
to go to, it was the first place that came out of my mouth.
“Why
don’t you just take me home? You can
have the car. I live at 6721 Golf
Road. It’s just a little ways from here. I don’t need the car. Just let me go, please.”
For
a second I think I saw a hint of a smile at the corner of his mouth. Or was it a nervous tick? Either one would have been appropriate
considering the ridiculousness of my requests.
I think the rules of kidnapping do not allow for victim requests or
suggestions. It did knock him off course
from his first request of me. So I
continued.
“Tell
me something. Do you have a family? A wife?”
Without hesitation, he responded,
“I am divorced and my kids don’t speak to me anymore....”
“That’s
too bad.” That’s not so bad, I thought.
A halt to the incessant, ridiculous negotiations in my house would be a
welcomed gift.
“…but
I do have family in Milwaukee. How far
is that from here?”
“Probably
two and a half hours from here. Where
are we?” I had lost track of our
location. It was getting dark. I needed to get my bearings again when he
asked me,
“Can
you tell me how to get there from here?”
“Right
now?”
“Yes,
right now.”
“Wait,
you’re taking me with you?”
“Come
on, which way?”
“I
can’t go with you,” was the absurdity spewing through my teeth, “I have finals
tomorrow!”
He
looked at me in absolute bewilderment. I
was breaking every rule in the kidnapping manual.
...To Be Continued......
Chapter 1 Here - http://baubosgarden.blogspot.com/2013/12/the-abduction-chapter-1.html
...To Be Continued......
Chapter 1 Here - http://baubosgarden.blogspot.com/2013/12/the-abduction-chapter-1.html
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